I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERSOn account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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