I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERSOn account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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