Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
WILL ROGERSOn account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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