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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

Will Rogers

There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Inspirational Right Sit Track
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Belong Democracy Organization Party Politics
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

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