We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
WILL ROGERSOn account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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