You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
WILL ROGERSOn account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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