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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

Will Rogers

Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Change Comedy People Politics Serious
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Believe Inspirational Love Success Want
People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Argument Change Mind Observation People
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Inspirational Life Serious Work Hard
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Difficult Hard Time Inspirational One Liner
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

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