The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
WILL ROGERSCommon sense ain’t common.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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