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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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