The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
WILL ROGERSCommon sense ain’t common.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Common sense ain’t common.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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