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Common sense ain’t common.

Will Rogers

You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
WILL ROGERS

Chance Impression Inspirational Life
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERS

Buy Land Stuff
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
WILL ROGERS

Funny Humor Theory Woman
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS

Country Office Politics
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS

Inspirational Right Sit Track
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
WILL ROGERS

Awful Corruption Interest People
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
WILL ROGERS

Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
WILL ROGERS

Motivational Park Road Space Success
Common sense ain’t common.
WILL ROGERS

Common Sense Funny One Liner
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
WILL ROGERS

Politics Truth
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS

Education Man Stupidity
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
WILL ROGERS

Birthday Experience Old Wait Worth
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS

Applaud Hero Sit
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS

Advance Civilization Kill War
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS

Change Comedy People Politics Serious
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
WILL ROGERS

Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity

Common sense ain’t common.

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