The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
WILL ROGERSCommon sense ain’t common.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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