Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERSThe more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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