I never met a man I didn’t like.
WILL ROGERSThe more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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