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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.

Will Rogers

Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERS

Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Crime Lawyer One Liner Pay
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS

Change Comedy People Politics Serious
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Fruit Hard Time Inspirational Struggle
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Life Live Serve Work
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Belong Democracy Organization Party Politics
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS

Die Dog Heaven Want
A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERS

Fools Money
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
WILL ROGERS

Man Mistake never Tired
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS

Inspirational Right Sit Track

The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.

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