Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERSThe more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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