There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
WILL ROGERSWork to make a living; serve to make a life.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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