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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.

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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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