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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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