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Always drink upstream from the herd.

Will Rogers

Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS

Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS

Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
WILL ROGERS

Election Man Politics Unfortunate
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
WILL ROGERS

Politics Reason Vote
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
WILL ROGERS

Dog Politics Reason
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
WILL ROGERS

Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
WILL ROGERS

Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
WILL ROGERS

Man Mistake never Tired
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
WILL ROGERS

Mess Stupidity Trouble
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
WILL ROGERS

Fight Ignorant Quick
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS

Education Man Stupidity
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS

Belong Democracy Organization Party Politics
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS

Business Experience Inspirational Judgment
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
WILL ROGERS

Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
WILL ROGERS

Awful Corruption Interest People

Always drink upstream from the herd.

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