The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
WILL ROGERSAlways drink upstream from the herd.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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