An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERSAlways drink upstream from the herd.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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