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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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