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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.

Will Rogers

You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
WILL ROGERS

Greatness Judgment Man Missing
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Life Live Serve Work
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS

Blow Carry Far Horn Sound

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