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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.

Will Rogers

Common sense ain’t common.
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Common Sense Funny One Liner
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Business Planning Vision
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Finding Life Rush Save Time
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Change Comedy People Politics Serious
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time

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