What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERSThere are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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