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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.

Will Rogers

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Community Ideas Prohibition Work
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Finding Life Rush Save Time
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Argument Change Mind Observation People
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing

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