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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.

Will Rogers

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Education Man Stupidity
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Inspirational Right Sit Track
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
WILL ROGERS

Country Job Morning President
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
WILL ROGERS

Believe Inspirational Love Success Want
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
WILL ROGERS

Finding Life Rush Save Time
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS

Change Comedy People Politics Serious

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