The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
WILL ROGERSThe best way out of a difficulty is through it.
WILL ROGERSToo many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
WILL ROGERSDon’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
WILL ROGERSThere are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
WILL ROGERSWork to make a living; serve to make a life.
WILL ROGERSThere are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
WILL ROGERSIf advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
WILL ROGERSAlways drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERSOn account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
WILL ROGERSDiplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERSDo the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
WILL ROGERSEverything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERSNever slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERSEverybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERSSometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
WILL ROGERSThere are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
WILL ROGERS