It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
WILL ROGERSIf there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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