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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Inspirational Right Sit Track
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Change Comedy People Politics Serious
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Belong Democracy Organization Party Politics
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch

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