Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERSIf Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
More Will Rogers Quotes
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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