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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Deep Different Ignorance One Liner Reality Subject
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Difficult Hard Time Inspirational One Liner

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