Always drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERSIf Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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