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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.

Will Rogers

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Deep Different Ignorance One Liner Reality Subject
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
WILL ROGERS

Fly People Rage
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS

Farmer Optimistic
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
WILL ROGERS

Awful Corruption Interest People
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
WILL ROGERS

Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
WILL ROGERS

Politics Truth
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS

Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS

Advance Civilization Kill War
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS

Country Office Politics
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
WILL ROGERS

Country Job Morning President
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
WILL ROGERS

Philosophy Trouble
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time

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