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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.

Will Rogers

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Crime Lawyer One Liner Pay
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Business Planning Vision
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Inspirational Right Sit Track
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Belong Democracy Organization Party Politics
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Believe Inspirational Love Success Want
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart

Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.

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