I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
WILL ROGERSNever slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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