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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Business Planning Vision
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Birthday Experience Old Wait Worth
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Fruit Hard Time Inspirational Struggle
People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Argument Change Mind Observation People
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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