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A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.

W. C. Fields

You can’t cheat an honest man.
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Honesty Man Yourself
Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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Animal Bad Children Hate
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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Beautiful Herself Love Myself
Try till you succeed, if you don’t succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
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Destroy Evidence Success Yourself
I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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Destroy Myself See
I only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
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Alcohol Myself
Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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Heart Live Worry Yourself
I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Equality Freedom Hate Myself
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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Trust Yourself
I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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Company Myself
I never eat before breakfast.
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Eat Myself One Liner
I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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Age Food Myself Need
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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Animal Food
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Food Myself Wine
It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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Attitude Deep Yourself
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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Control Food Myself Strong

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.

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