W. C. Fields on togetherness
W. C. Fields96 quotes“Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!”
Filed under
More from W. C. Fields
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I never met a kid I liked.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I drink therefore I am.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields
Original quotes
From our community writers
You were fully clothed in lies, I was naked in truth. Still, when morning came It was I who survived the cold.
Obehi Vessel A.Obehi Vessel A. I loved you as Icarus loved the sun- too close, too much.
David JonesDavid Jones We attract who our souls need to grow.
Mark AnthonyMark Anthony You’re my bad habit, on this dark planet, light up my world like stars, now they’re ashes.
Chris AllchinChris Allchin Permanence is a wonderful magician. Now you see him, next he goes on to perform the greatest disappearing act of all time.
Hamilton K. AmadiHamilton K. Amadi Live to be happy not to impress.
Hayley EvansHayley Evans You shined your light on all the things I’ve been trying so hard to hide.
CindyCindy You are the love I could never escape not that I would ever want to.
TMCTMC
Meet the writers
More on togetherness
When woman work outside the home and share breadwinning duties, couples are more likely to stay together. In fact, the risk of divorce reduces by about half when a wife earns half the income and a husband does half the housework.
Sheryl SandbergSheryl Sandberg If we are to live together in peace, we must come to know each other better.
Lyndon B. JohnsonLyndon B. Johnson Unity must be of the mind and heart, a sense of belonging together and of facing together those who attack it.
Jawaharlal NehruJawaharlal Nehru Great causes and little men go ill together.
Jawaharlal NehruJawaharlal Nehru Sometimes God allows storms to come together in such a way that they ultimately fulfill something that would never have happened otherwise.
Beth MooreBeth Moore If each and everyone endeavours to cooperate and work in as much as his capacity permits, our faith rests upon the Almighty God that he would bless the results for us
Haile SelassieHaile Selassie No matter how you say it, the hill we climb is a hill we climb together.
Amanda GormanAmanda Gorman Social media is so powerful now, and with all these blog sites and YouTube channels and videos, it makes it more and more relevant to bridge artists together.
TygaTyga