Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
W. C. FIELDSI don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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Never give a sucker an even break.
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My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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I never eat before breakfast.
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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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There’s no such thing as a tough child – if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.
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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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