Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
W. C. FIELDSI don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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I’m looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.
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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
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I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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The only thing a lawyer won’t question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
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