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W. C. Fields

When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
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Doctor Togetherness
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Appearance Attitude Education Important Money Past People Skill
I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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Argument Attitude Myself
The only thing a lawyer won’t question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Himself Mom
Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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Children Myself Woman
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
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Alcohol Myself
I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
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Improvement Myself
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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Myself Religion Time
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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Food Home
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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Alive Danger Man Place World
Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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Heart Live Worry Yourself
You can’t cheat an honest man.
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Honesty Man Yourself
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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Animal Hands Myself See
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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Crazy Doubt Existence Woman
I never eat before breakfast.
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Eat Myself One Liner
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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Trust Yourself

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