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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

W. C. Fields

If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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Life Live Myself
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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Animal Food
Never give a sucker an even break.
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Break One Liner
Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
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Deep Reality Tragedy
Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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Animal Bad Children Hate
Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
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Beautiful Experience Life
It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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Alive Funny Old World
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Man Money Poor Rich
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Alcohol Believe
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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Alcohol Illusion Reality
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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Happiness Instagram Captions Money Place
If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.
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Care Husband Wife
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
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Alcohol Myself
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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Beautiful Herself Love Myself
This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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Drive Grateful Myself Reason
I like children. If they’re properly cooked.
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Children Food Myself

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