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It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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Alive Funny Old World
I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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Alcohol Myself
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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Life Myself Young
I like children. If they’re properly cooked.
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Children Food Myself
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
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Food Live Lost Struggle Travel
When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Wake Up Yourself
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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Control Food Myself Strong
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Alcohol Believe
Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
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Togetherness Travel
I must have a drink of breakfast.
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Food Morning Myself
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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Father Myself Prison
Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
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Deep Reality Tragedy
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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Born Lose People
Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
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Beautiful Experience Life
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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Hands Life Yourself
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Man Money Poor Rich

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