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Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
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Night Time Wonderful
My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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Doctor Force Myself
Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
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Deep Reality Tragedy
I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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Believe Empty Food Myself Weird
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Man Money Poor Rich
If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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Life Live Myself
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
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Food Live Lost Struggle Travel
It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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Attitude Deep Yourself
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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Animal Hands Myself See
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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Life Myself Young
Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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Children Hate See
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she’ll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
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Expectation Herself Life Man Woman Yourself
I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
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Improvement Myself
I never eat before breakfast.
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Eat Myself One Liner
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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Myself Vote
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Food Myself Wine

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