W. C. Fields on attitude
W. C. Fields96 quotes“It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.”
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Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Wouldn’t it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I never eat before breakfast.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Never give a sucker an even break.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields
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ShamaShama Stop counting the reasons why they should be loved and start counting the many reasons why you are the one who is worth loving.
Ayaka HaseAyaka Hase Sure, there are oceans and seas and magnificent things – but none of them are you.
L.T. PhoenixL.T. Phoenix I wish you the wildest of dreams.
Kate WestKate West The way you look at me, The way you make me feel whole, The way you make me feel safe, thats poetry to me.
Barbara GianquittoBarbara Gianquitto You cannot leave and have me too I cannot exist in two places at once-when you ask if we can still be friends.
Rupi KaurRupi Kaur Live to be happy not to impress.
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Betty WhiteBetty White I am nice, yeah. I’m cool. But I’m no push-over. And if someone gets one over on me, they’ve done it when my eyes were closed, and it doesn’t happen twice.
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