I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W. C. FIELDSI never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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I only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
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The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
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Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
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Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
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