If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
W. C. FIELDSChildren should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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You can’t cheat an honest man.
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.
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This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
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I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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I must have a drink of breakfast.
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Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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