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My doctor told me I shouldn’t work out until I’m in better shape. I told him, ‘All right; don’t send me a bill until I pay you.’
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Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
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Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
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When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child… eventually.
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Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film.
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
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Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I’d have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
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I wish the first word I ever said was the word “quote”, so right before I die I could say “unquote”.
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Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
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If Dracula can’t see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
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