“Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film.”

The older you get, the more you learn to see what you’ve been taught to see. When you’re a kid, you see what’s there.

If it’s a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

My doctor told me I shouldn’t work out until I’m in better shape. I told him, ‘All right; don’t send me a bill until I pay you.’

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I installed a skylight in my apartment, the people who live above me are furious!

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery’s dead?

I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, ‘Where the hell is my roof?

When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I’d never even thought about killing myself.

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

It happens to everyone as they grow up. You find out who you are and what you want, and then you realize that people you’ve known forever don’t see things the way you do. So you keep the wonderful memories, but find yourself moving on.

Nothing lasts forever, but at least we’ve got these memories.

Now just with memories, I can live happily with you.

Hold on to the memories, they will hold on to you.

Sometimes it’s better to bunk a class & enjoy with friends, coz today when I look back, marks never make me laugh memories do.

To have been loved so deeply, even though the person who loved us is gone, will give us some protection forever.

I can only note that the past is beautiful because one never realises an emotion at the time. It expands later, and thus we don’t have complete emotions about the present, only about the past.

Sometimes you will never know the value of something,until it becomes a memory.