If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
SPIKE MILLIGANA bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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