Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
SPIKE MILLIGANA bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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