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Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chance Happiness Money Myself
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Funny Himself Marriage Perfection
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Myself Pain Stand Wake Up
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Sea Sick Tree
A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Knowledge Learning One Liner Wisdom
I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Coward Hero Legs Myself
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Escape Eyes Loud Silence Work Yourself
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Food Invention Reason
I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Beginning Book Funny Myself Poem Reading
Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Animal Education Funny Start
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Come Myself Quiet
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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