Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
SPIKE MILLIGANA lot of learning can be a little thing.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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