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Spike Milligan

And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Form Happiness Misery Money Yourself
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Myself Pain Stand Wake Up
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Food Invention Reason
God made night, But man made darkness.
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Darkness Deep Invention Man Night One Liner Spiritual
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Animal Worth
There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Rain Sky
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Clothes Order Perfection Work
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Death Himself Man
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Escape Eyes Loud Silence Work Yourself
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chance Happiness Money Myself
Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Case Lost Number
Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Animal Education Funny Start

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