Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
SPIKE MILLIGANA lot of learning can be a little thing.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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