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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Animal Worth
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics
We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Funny Planning Preparation Wrong
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Occasion Protection
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Case Lost Number
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Food Invention Reason
If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Death Eat Hungry Myself
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Age Man Vehicle
In the human race today, you came last.
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Human Race Yourself
A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Knowledge Learning One Liner Wisdom
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Death Far Laughter Live Time

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