To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
SPIKE MILLIGANA lot of learning can be a little thing.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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