God made night, But man made darkness.
SPIKE MILLIGANA lot of learning can be a little thing.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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