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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Born Death Myself People
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Come Myself Quiet
Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Animal Education Funny Start
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Age Man Vehicle
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Clothes Order Perfection Work
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Joke Laughter Myself Sing
Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Listening Myself Pain Talk
I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Food Invention Reason
I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Beginning Book Funny Myself Poem Reading
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Age Body Myself Time
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Animal Worth
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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