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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Death Eat Hungry Myself
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Better Class Enemy Friendship Money Yourself
Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Animal Education Funny Start
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Occasion Protection
Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Case Lost Number
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics
If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Alive Kill Myself Promise Yourself
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Joke Laughter Myself Sing
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Sea Sick Tree
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Death Far Laughter Live Time
I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick
Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Form Happiness Misery Money Yourself
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Country Enough Fools Funny People Politics Time Yourself
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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