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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Food Invention Reason
I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Beginning Book Funny Myself Poem Reading
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Country Enough Fools Funny People Politics Time Yourself
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Joke Laughter Myself Sing
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Funny Himself Marriage Perfection
Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Born Herself Home Mom Woman
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Clothes Order Perfection Work
In the human race today, you came last.
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Human Race Yourself
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Death Far Laughter Live Time
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Blessing Deep Hard Time Light Perspective Philosophy
If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Death Eat Hungry Myself
We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Funny Planning Preparation Wrong
A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Knowledge Learning One Liner Wisdom
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time

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