Its all in the mind, you know.
SPIKE MILLIGANA lot of learning can be a little thing.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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