If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
SPIKE MILLIGANAll I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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