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God made night, But man made darkness.

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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Case Lost Number
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Blessing Deep Hard Time Light Perspective Philosophy
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Death Myself Plant Return
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Escape Eyes Loud Silence Work Yourself
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Come Myself Quiet
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Age Man Vehicle
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Father Funny Himself Influence Mad
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Children Dog Funny Rich
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chance Happiness Money Myself
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name

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