Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
SPIKE MILLIGANGod made night, But man made darkness.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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