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God made night, But man made darkness.

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In the human race today, you came last.
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Human Race Yourself
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Death Far Laughter Live Time
There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Occasion Protection
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Myself Sick Yourself
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Clothes Order Perfection Work
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Age Body Myself Time
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Come Myself Quiet
If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Death Eat Hungry Myself
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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