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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Listening Myself Pain Talk
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Myself Sick Yourself
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Funny Himself Marriage Perfection
If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Death Eat Hungry Myself
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Age Man Vehicle
If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Alive Kill Myself Promise Yourself
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Food Invention Reason
I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Beginning Book Funny Myself Poem Reading
I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Coward Hero Legs Myself
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Age Body Myself Time
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chance Happiness Money Myself
We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Funny Planning Preparation Wrong
A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Knowledge Learning One Liner Wisdom
In the human race today, you came last.
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Human Race Yourself
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Death Myself Plant Return

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