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God made night, But man made darkness.

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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Clothes Order Perfection Work
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad
Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Born Herself Home Mom Woman
Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Form Happiness Misery Money Yourself
Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Funny Heart Love Nation Patriot Yourself
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Country Enough Fools Funny People Politics Time Yourself
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Food Invention Reason
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Age Body Myself Time
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Come Myself Quiet
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife

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