There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
SPIKE MILLIGANGod made night, But man made darkness.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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