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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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