If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
SPIKE MILLIGANGod made night, But man made darkness.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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I told you I was sick.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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