I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
SPIKE MILLIGANI have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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