Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
SPIKE MILLIGANI have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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