Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
SPIKE MILLIGANThere are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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