Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
SPIKE MILLIGANThere are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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