If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
SPIKE MILLIGANIt was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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