I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
SPIKE MILLIGANIt was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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I told you I was sick.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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