There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
SPIKE MILLIGANAnd God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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