Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
SPIKE MILLIGANAnd God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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I told you I was sick.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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