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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Spike Milligan

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Joke Laughter Myself Sing
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Children Dog Funny Rich
I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Identity Myself One Liner Thinking
I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Coward Hero Legs Myself
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Funny Himself Marriage Perfection
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Age Man Vehicle
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Better Class Enemy Friendship Money Yourself
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Sea Sick Tree
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Age Body Myself Time
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics
Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Listening Myself Pain Talk
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Occasion Protection
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Escape Eyes Loud Silence Work Yourself
Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself
If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Death Eat Hungry Myself
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
SPIKE MILLIGAN

Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait

And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

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