A lot of learning can be a little thing.
SPIKE MILLIGANAnd God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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