This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
SPIKE MILLIGANAnd God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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