Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
SPIKE MILLIGANWe were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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