Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
SPIKE MILLIGANWe were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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I told you I was sick.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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