I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
SPIKE MILLIGANWe were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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