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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.

Spike Milligan

And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Myself Talk
Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Animal Education Funny Start
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chance Happiness Money Myself
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Death Far Laughter Live Time
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Death Himself Man
In the human race today, you came last.
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Human Race Yourself
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Come Myself Quiet
Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself
I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Beginning Book Funny Myself Poem Reading
There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Rain Sky
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Myself Sick Yourself
I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes

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