I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
SPIKE MILLIGANAny man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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