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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.

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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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I told you I was sick.
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