Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
SPIKE MILLIGANAny man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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I told you I was sick.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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