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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.

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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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