I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
SPIKE MILLIGANAny man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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