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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.

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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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