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Knowledge Learning One Liner Wisdom
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Death Himself Man
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself
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Better Class Enemy Friendship Money Yourself
If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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