We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
SPIKE MILLIGANIn the human race today, you came last.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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I told you I was sick.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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