Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
SPIKE MILLIGANIn the human race today, you came last.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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I told you I was sick.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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