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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Death Far Laughter Live Time
If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Alive Kill Myself Promise Yourself
Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Death Eat Hungry Myself
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Case Lost Number
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Funny Himself Marriage Perfection
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Joke Laughter Myself Sing
God made night, But man made darkness.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Occasion Protection
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Country Enough Fools Funny People Politics Time Yourself
Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Funny Planning Preparation Wrong
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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