I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
SPIKE MILLIGANMy Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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