Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
SPIKE MILLIGANBlessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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