I told you I was sick.
SPIKE MILLIGANBlessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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