All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
SPIKE MILLIGANBlessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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