God made night, But man made darkness.
SPIKE MILLIGANBlessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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