I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
SPIKE MILLIGANBlessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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