My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
SPIKE MILLIGANBlessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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I told you I was sick.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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