Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
SPIKE MILLIGANBlessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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I told you I was sick.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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