Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
SPIKE MILLIGANBlessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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