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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Form Happiness Misery Money Yourself
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Born Death Myself People
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chance Happiness Money Myself
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Alive Kill Myself Promise Yourself
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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