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I can speak Esperanto like a native.

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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Funny Planning Preparation Wrong
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Food Invention Reason
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Myself Sick Yourself
A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Knowledge Learning One Liner Wisdom
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Death Himself Man
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad
Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Animal Education Funny Start
Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Form Happiness Misery Money Yourself
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Age Body Myself Time
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Myself Talk
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Country Enough Fools Funny People Politics Time Yourself
I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Coward Hero Legs Myself

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