I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
SPIKE MILLIGANI can speak Esperanto like a native.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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