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I can speak Esperanto like a native.

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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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I told you I was sick.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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