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In the human race today, you came last.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Born Death Myself People
Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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