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I can speak Esperanto like a native.

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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Death Eat Hungry Myself
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Sea Sick Tree
Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Myself Talk
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Joke Laughter Myself Sing
I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Identity Myself One Liner Thinking
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Death Far Laughter Live Time
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself
I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Better Class Enemy Friendship Money Yourself
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Father Funny Himself Influence Mad
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad

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