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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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Bowl Just Life Pit
I met the surgeon general – he offered me a cigarette.
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Cigarette General Met Offer Surgeon
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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Frink Last Much Olive Sample Time Too
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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Fat Found Look One Only Out People Way
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD

Already Always Eye Garbage Keep Me Rid She Told Try Wife
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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Broke Game Hockey Night Other Out Went
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
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Everything Marriage Room Sepaetae Sleep Together Vacation
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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Get Honest No Politician Respect Run
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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Fed Me Mother Shot Sing So Ugly Use
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
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Arm Bone Dog Favorite My
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.
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Everyone Fruit Hear Met Morning Ridiculous Underwear Yet
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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Brown Dentist Go Teeth Tie Told Wear Yellow
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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Interrupt Spoken Wife Year
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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Being Do Draw Men Most Thing Told Wage
My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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Breast Fed Friend Like Me Mover never Only She Told
If it wasn’t for pick-pockets I’d have no sex life at all.
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All Life Pick Pocket Sex

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