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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

Rodney Dangerfield

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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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