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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.
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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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