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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Rodney Dangerfield

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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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One year they asked me to be poster boy – for birth control.
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Ask Birth Boy Control One Poster Year
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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Attack Control Girl Last Myself Night Save
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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Happy Met Twenty Wife Year
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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Fed Me Mother Shot Sing So Ugly Use
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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Frink Last Much Olive Sample Time Too
I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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All Antier Chocolate Cook Got Mae Mouse Stuck Throat Wife
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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Father Finger Kidnap More Piece Proof Remember Sent Time Want

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