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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Rodney Dangerfield

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
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My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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One year they asked me to be poster boy – for birth control.
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.
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