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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

Rodney Dangerfield

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My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’
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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t.
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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My cousin’s gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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