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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.
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