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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.
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My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.
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My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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