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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
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