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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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One year they asked me to be poster boy – for birth control.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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I met the surgeon general – he offered me a cigarette.
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