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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Rodney Dangerfield

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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
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If it wasn’t for pick-pockets I’d have no sex life at all.
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With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.
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My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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