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We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.
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Accused Constant Country Drought Fire Food Mud Swanson
I never made `Who’s Who,’ but I’m featured in `What’s That?’
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Feature Made never That What
You know you’re old when your walker has an airbag.
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Airbag Now Old Walkertr
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop… and that was for the estimate.
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Beuty Estimate Hour Seven Shop Spent
I was in a beauty contest once. I not only came in last, I was hit in the mouth by Miss Congeniality.
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Beauty Came Constant Country Hit Last Mouth Once People Person
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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Christmas Day Job Look Next Office Party
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
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Best Contraceptive Nudity People
If my jeans could talk, they’d plead for mercy.
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Jealous Mercy Pilead Talk
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
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Age Back Do Go More Than
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.
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Love Man Marry Money Nothing Tennis
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
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Best Eat Getmrid Kitchen Odor Out Way
Doctors say it’s okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door.
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After Ambulance Attack Close Doctor Door Heart Okay Provide
I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to.
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Descend Foolish Listen Long Mother Very
I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions.
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Come Have May Live Onion Ought Side So Sport
You know you’re old if they have discontinued your blood type.
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Blood Discontinue Know Type
I don’t know how you feel about old age… but in my case I didn’t even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.
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Age Come How Feel Me Old Rear See Should

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