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self-pity is better than none.
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When I go to the beach, even the tide won’t come in.
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You’ve got to realize that when all goes well, and everything is beautiful, you have no comedy. It’s when somebody steps on the bride’s train, or belches during the ceremony that you’ve got comedy!
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A passport picture is a photo of a man that he can laugh at without realizing that it looks exactly the way his friends see him.
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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
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Nothing was happening in the bedroom. I nicknamed our waterbed the Dead Sea.
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