Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
NORM MACDONALDImprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter’s moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another; but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
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Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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