Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.
NORM MACDONALDImprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Though we may not desire to detect fraud, we must not, on that account, endeavor to be insensible of it, for, as cunning is a crime, so is duplicity a fault, and if men dread knaves, they also despise fools.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
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When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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Ever see this? It’s a homeless guy but he’s got a dog… The dog’s really thrilled with this idea. The dog’s going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.
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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin’ life again? Man, that’s rough, eh?
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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