Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
MARK TWAINSanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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