The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
MARK TWAINSanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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