If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
MARK TWAINSanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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