A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
MARK TWAINCourage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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