The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINCourage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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