The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINCourage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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