I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
MARK TWAINA half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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