A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
MARK TWAINA lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
MARK TWAINMan is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
MARK TWAINAll you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
MARK TWAINThe right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
MARK TWAINWhen we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINThere is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
MARK TWAINLoyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
MARK TWAINNever put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
MARK TWAINThe easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
MARK TWAINPart of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
MARK TWAINCourage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
MARK TWAINDon’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
MARK TWAINIn the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
MARK TWAINHistory doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
MARK TWAINPoliticians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
MARK TWAIN