If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAINA half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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