Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
MARK TWAINNever argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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