Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
MARK TWAINNever argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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