Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
MARK TWAINIf voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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