Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
MARK TWAINClassic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
MARK TWAINNever put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
MARK TWAINBe good and you will be lonesome.
MARK TWAINThe man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
MARK TWAINThe right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
MARK TWAINTo get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINIf Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
MARK TWAINAlways do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
MARK TWAINA successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
MARK TWAINIf you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
MARK TWAINNever argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAINName the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
MARK TWAINThe worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
MARK TWAINIt’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
MARK TWAINIt is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
MARK TWAIN