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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.

Mark Twain

In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Absorb Book Goodness Mystery Room Skin Wisdom
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Fun Funny Human Nature Humour Kiding
Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Animal Cruel Man Pain Pleasure
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Eat Fight Food Life Secret Success
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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FAction Healing Humour Treat
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Education Interfere Knowledge Privacy School
Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Complete Happiness Inspirational Life Live One Liner Wisdom Worth
I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Humour Letter Time Writing
Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Cease Exist Illusion Life Live
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Honesty Lying Shoes Travel Truth World
There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Humour Man Savage World
I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Book Criticize Except Hate
There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Finding Honesty Man
My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Alcohol Book Funny Genius Water Wine Writing
Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Emotion Inspirational One Liner Sincere
To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Appreciation Happiness Joy One Liner Value

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