A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
MARK TWAINA clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
MARK TWAINName the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
MARK TWAINA banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
MARK TWAINThe man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
MARK TWAINOf all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
MARK TWAINIn the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
MARK TWAINLoyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
MARK TWAINThe two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
MARK TWAINWorrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
MARK TWAINI’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
MARK TWAINI have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
MARK TWAINIt’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
MARK TWAINThe secret to getting ahead is getting started.
MARK TWAINWhen you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
MARK TWAINA lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
MARK TWAINThere was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
MARK TWAIN