It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
MARK TWAINIf voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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