A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
MARK TWAINIf voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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