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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.

Mark Twain

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Dog Favor Heaven Merit Stay
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Eat Frog Funny Humour Morning
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Life Live Owe World
Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Alone Goodness Life Loneliness One Liner Reality
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Dog Funny Humour Insult Learning One Liner People
I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Decision Humour Mind
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Animal Dog Fellow Grace Speak
In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Beginning Change Hate Man Patriotism Success
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Bank Banker Fellow Lend Rain Shine Sun Sunshine Umbrella
Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Emotion Inspirational One Liner Sincere
There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Humour Man Savage World
Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Complete Happiness Inspirational Life Live One Liner Wisdom Worth
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Die Inspirational Live Sorry
If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Humour Religion Wisdom
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Blind Deaf Hear Inspirational Kindness Language
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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One Liner People Truth Worth

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