Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
MARK TWAINIf voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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