Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
MARK TWAINIf voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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