I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
MARK TWAINPoliticians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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