All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
MARK TWAINPoliticians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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